i think ignorance is bliss

Dear Ms./Mrs.Agony,

I know this one person,but he's not a friend.I just know his name and that's all.This guy,Ms./Mrs.Agony,he has this very very bad B.O and it's like,horse dung bad,and the B.O is soooo nasty,it's like,leave a trail of its smell everytime he passes by i swear u gotta breathe in sooo deep and hold your breath for 3 solid minutes because covering your nose with your hands will be like,so rude,right?It's amazing how he carries himself around the office with a B.O like that and im like,wonder..,does he not realize that he stinks worse than a skunk?How do i tell him that he's gotta wear a deodorant,at least,because frankly Ms./Mrs.Agony,I will get an instant headache when my nose detects a bad bodily odour and it's just toxic it'll make my eyes watery.Im not someone with a hero complex with a complusive need to make the world right,but i think someone's gotta tell him that his B.O is like,the nastiest,ever.So Ms./Mrs.Agony please please tell me;should i tell him,or should i not?

Signed,
I Love The Smell of Davidoff Coolwater (for Women) On Men.


Dear I Love The Smell of Davidoff Coolwater (for Women) On Men,

Oh my gawd,really?That bad?I truly understand why u find this baffling,my child.But are u very very sure it's his natural B.O you're smelling?Maybe it's the smell of his Polo Lalph Rauren he bought from the pasar malam.Or maybe he has to switch to the anti-perspirant deo,because he sweats a lot.Those are possible maybes,but if u are determine to let him know,then this is a situation u have to handle delicately because you see,he's a male and you're a female.Not all men can handle criticism well,so as i said,this is some 'situation',indeed.There are many ways to handle this,but i can only think of two,period.U said he's not your friend,right?So you can tell him directly,like,u know,when he pass u by,u can,like,accidentally drop a bottle of deodorant and tell him that he dropped something,u know,like they always do in movies.That's the direct way.Indirectly,u can secretly place a bottle of deodorant on his table.Is he cute?If he is,make sure u leave a note or something.Oh my god,if he IS cute,it's like,too too bad.Cute,but stinky.Like,tsk tsk,right?So I Love The Smell of Davidoff Coolwater (for Women) On Men,I wish u all the best.My warmest regards.

Signed,
It's Ms.Agony.



Dear It's Ms.Agony,

This is about someone i know,like,really know him,like,know his phone number and where he lives and all.So he's married with kids.But he's like,has a serious crush on someone and that someone is somebody close.So this guy makes jokes and the girl laughs at his jokes eeeeeveryday,that (i think) people starts to notice their intimacy.Both are my friends and i dont want people to talk bad about my friends,but,few days ago,i got into the office and saw a male pooh bear on his desk and a female pooh bear on her desk,and im like,?????,u know.I think he's too old for the abang-angkat-adik-angkat kinda thingy.My question is,how did they do it,unabashedly?

Signed,
????


Dear A lot Of Question Marks,

First and foremost,i must let u know that there is no female pooh.It is a male pooh bear cross-dressing that u saw.Now,sometimes people do the strangest thing when they're itchy and bitchy.I think it's only natural for a guy to try so hard to be funny all the time to make a cute girl like your girl friend (is she cute?) laugh at his jokes,and,u know,attracted to him (cuz he's a man of humor and he makes her laugh).Because men dont have to have the looks to get a hot babe smitten.For instance,your boyfriend looks like an ogre (no offence),but u heart him to bits,right?,because he's funny and makes u laugh eeeeveryday,right?Well,the plush toys on both their tables could be a coincidence.Maybe the other day they ordered for 2 happy meals from McDoo and the plushies came free!Or maybe they both love the cartoon so much that before this,they personally wanted to put one on their table but didnt cuz they're ashamed to put it there,so now that they knew there's this other person who loves pooh as much as they do,they can now put their fave cartoon character on their workstation.So my point is,it's only natural for people to be itchy and bitchy and remember what your mom always say,never get yourself involved with a married man,mmmkay?Warm regards.

Signed,
Ms.Agony.

i think im phat fat

Road safety deparment’s photo contest cancelled ??!

Dang!There goes my angpows..:p

i think im talking nonsense

Lessons learnt over the weekend:

1. Finally went to the hospital last Saturday and did a thorough health screening!*pats own shoulder* Results from multiple tests conducted turned out fine,my red and white blood cells and urine are fine,I am negative for pregnancy and Hep.B test so yeah,im a healthy kid!Pregnancy test is relevant to check cancer cells.Yayyyyy im free from cancer.:))

Lesson learnt: I think i am hyperchondriac lah.Gotta go see a psychiatrist pulak after this.

2. Was forced to watch Ja.nji Dia.na on Sunday because Melissa's mom is still here so basically Auntie still dominates the tv remote control.

Lesson learnt (dari drama itu): (a)Walaupun dah berkahwin dgn orang tua kaya tapi kurang upaya,janganlah sekali-kali menjalin hubungan sulit dengan driver anda yang bermulut senget dan bermuka tak boleh blah dan mempunyai tahap horny yang menyerlah.Imagine a girl who looks gorjes like dat could succumb to her driver yang bermulut senget dan bermuka tak boleh blah dan mempunyai tahap horny yang menyerlah kerana mengikut nafsu?!

Another lesson learnt (dari drama itu): (b)Adalah lebih baik pergi berfoye-foye di luar because girlfriend,u could've done better than that.Tsk.

3. Read the newspaper on Sunday;

Lesson learnt: From today onwards,I promise I promise I promise I will drive my car at 60*kmph no matter where/when and take pictures of traffic offenders and be rewarded.Cheapskate with a vengeance.Main target: Police in patrol cars making illegal u-turn at no u-turn place and making a turn without turning on the indicators.Heh heh heh *rubs hands together* And no,i have nothing against the cops.Saje je suke2 nak dengki diorang.

4. Never buy electronic stuff cap Kapak,Sabit,Pelancau dan lain-lain.Ingat,bak kata pepatah alah membeli menang memakai.

Lesson learnt: Jika membeli barangan cap entah apa2,penat nak pegi hantar repair/tukar dekat kedai dia.



It's 1130 in the a.m and miraculously i still feel gewwwd.On Monday.How odd..

i think i wanna change my name to Bella

Earth to Bella
You think you've got it all figured in
Earth to Bella
Everything u know is wrong
Well,almost

Earth to Bella
I see where you are not listening
I bear the burden
Of being the voice that lets you know
We all grow old
And before you swim
You've gotta be ok to sink

Earth to Bella
The world can be an unfriendly place
So hold your head up
Do your best to save some face
It's not so hard
Just undo yourself and see the second sun
And say

It's ok to sink, I'm ok to sink
Ok to sink

Earth to Bella
This is a quiet emergency
Earth to Bella
There's so much more to get then wronged
Earth to Bella
You're treading water successfully
But are you really?
Don't you want to see the deep?
It's not so hard
Just forgive yourself and feel the water open in

i think it is a lesson learnt,indeed

This is plagiarized.Heheh.

reading: The prod.igal daughter (since last november,tsk tsk)

wearing: Long sleeved yellow t which is similar to a colleague who knew i have this but she still bought it and she's wearing it too today.Im beginning to think that im her (fashion) idol.Rrrrrrite.

drinking: Not-so-hot-anymore mocha

swallowing: The fact that im incapable to repair this H'DMI set i've ruined.I need a new board!

hoping: To just *bling* and *taa-daaa*,be back in bed.

feeling : Lucky.Guilty.Shitty.

seriously considering: Lose weight,lose the perm,move out,ask her to move in with me,quit smoking whatever

wondering: What do i want in life,really?