i think this is fah-neyhh

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i think i need to do something about it

The new task at hand requires me to play around with numbers and paretos and curves and breakdowns and outliers and lots and lots of analysis. Sooner or later I might be a cross eyed from squinting too much at numbers, but this is what I enjoy doing, PERIOD; better than what I did last time. But I'm thrown with a bunch of impossible people to handle who's not on the same wavelength as me, and that is causing a headache.

My Feedjit showed that friends from Japan still read my blog.. Hey, you guys reading this now? I mish you guys..:(

My boss, aware of this little situation, keeps reassuring me that I shall prevail, he keeps saying that he remembered me telling him that I love to work with people, he's reminding me of that statement and repeating it over and over again. Cilakak betul, time interview memang la kena 'ayat' lebih, kena tabur janji-janji manis, kena jadi macam politicians Malaysia. *pun intended* Now he's using them against me, I've got no choice but to deliver, fast. Hahahah.:P

Anywoos, I have spent a month observing my group's behavior, it's about time to tackle them good. Right now I'm using the Pak L.ah's slow-mo approach to win their hearts, I hope my tactics will work and get them to work for me, work with me, work together with me, whichever way la, and then I will deploy a Che' De.t's more aggressive way to make sure my project will become a success. *cross fingers*

On the other hand, the free internet connection is no longer free.. (Why neighbor, whyyy?).. Finally the buta IT neighbor is no longer 'blind', he/she has security-enabled his/her internet. Gokdemmik!

I think it's time to subscribe to one of those tiny USB thingy the size of julap pills you shove up in your behind. Heh.

But wait a sec, I can still connect lah. If it is security enabled, then how is it possible for me to even connect? Oh well, beggars can't be choosers. Lalalaaa...;)

i think this is ridiculous

I don’t understand why my beloved country is going the distance for some prodigy turned s*x worker. I wanted to remain indifferent about it, but I’ve read and heard so many craps and bulls I couldn't stand it anymore.

Well, the award for the most crappiest smells-like-horse-dung and winning hands down is that being said by a bold and confident uncle that the father, to quote in his own words, “telah dianiaya kerajaan Br*tain sampai terpaksa mengaku dan masuk penjara yang akhirnya S*fiah pula memberontak dan jadi..” Unquote.

*bunyik cengkerik*

Rolling OnThe Floor Laughing My Focking Ass Off!

She had chosen her own destiny, and obviously she’s very happy with the way her life turns out now. She doesn’t need rescuing. Don’t you think we should do our own house keeping first before we spend the taxpayers’ money on some mission to save her. Oh Malaysia, berhentilah jadi hero!

But truth be told, I think that is one nice figure she has, eh. I mean, apart from those that she has in her head lah. Teehee :P