i think i am innocent until proven guilty!

I was reading a forum before this 'funny little thing' caught my attention. I was like, "Whaa..?" ROTFLMFAO. Kan..

I am experiencing muscle pain all over my body, especially on the lower body part, as a result of improper warming-down after a 2.5km's run. And thanx to the one-eyed instructor who kept on telling us to stretch our 'sartorius' with "One leg forward and, slowly bend the knees and lower.. And lower until you almost touch the floor... And hold." For 2 solid minutes.

Two point frikking five kilometres and I haven't jogged, let alone ran, like gadzillion years ago. My sport shoes were covered with cobwebs when I put them on. It was 16 minutes of misery, no thanx to my unhealthy lifestyle habit. I swear I was resoluting to really quit smoking afterwards.

Anyways, what happened is I went for some training provided for 'potential government servants' - dad's order. Some months ago, I took the exam on dad's order too. And I was totally conned to that training, I tell you. The invitation letter said it was a one and a half day training, instead it took the whole weekend. I really wanted to leave the hall when I learnt about it, but I was too tired from the 3 hours' drive from KL and thought heck with it, I've ponteng-ed keje already and got speed-trapped (thrice) for speeding my way here but still was the second last to arrive, well I'm here now let's just deal with it.

From the standard ice-breaking question (ie. "So, do you really want this job?") I posed to some of my groupmates, I am 90% sure I was the only one who was there but not really wanting to be there. Everyone, but me of course, were really putting on the effort to outstand others. And I must say, most of them were actually good. I, on the other hand, was doing all the do-not's in order to fail myself: I talked a lot, I asked questions when I shouldn't be asking, I was provocative and domineering.

I hope those good people I know when I was there, especially Kak Ima will get through to the next round. As for me, I don't give a rat's ass about it. Seriously I can't imagine working for the government. Ever! I mean, dresscodes and nosey kakak-kakak at the office and all.*rolls eyes*

So why the hell did I go eh? I was only testing the water. 'Test market' juga. Heh.

i think im okkkkkkk

I could be the last person on earth to finally set foot on the ground of Bangkok, so no need la review2 ni hokay..

Highlights of the holiday in totally random order:-

1. It feels like home, we blended in almost naturally. People kept talking to us in standard Thai, but that was a bummer coz we didn’t get to get higher discounts like the Mat Salehs did. Double standard!

2. The ugly Cockapoos puppies at the guesthouse we stayed at (budget travel ye) just loved licking and smelling me. And I’m not even a cat nor a dog person. Note to self: jangan lupa samak!

3. Chatuchak weekend market is the best place to shop till you drop and run out of cash and blame the day you were born because you could only make yourself a lousy coolie who earns a lousy monthly paycheck. Enough said.

4. Never underestimate the market. They’ve got some cool local designers’ ‘boutiques’ there. The fashionista Cik Wegra looked like a happy kid lost in a Willy Wonka’s factory. Note to self and Cik Wegra, next time must bring moooorrrrrreeee cash for Chatuchak.

5. I discovered that my travel companion, Cik Wegra is secretly an infamous Super Pu$$y of the streets of Silom! At one time, a funny-looking cross-eyed bapak hayam called her “Hey, Super Pu$$y!” angrily, like she ponteng keje or something on that day.:P

Bangkok's Next Top Super Pu$$y :P

6. Flying with AirAsia is scary.

7. Singha is cheap and it tastes better than Cap Bintang or Cap Harimau good. Sekian, terima kasih.

8. Bangkok is not a place for jalan-jalan cari makan. Note to Maria Tunku Sabri; Bangkok tak seswai.

To Cik Wegra, thanx to you, I really had a great time there. (I hope you did, too!) You were a great traveling companion. Gigih, walaupun baru lepas surgery. I yang sihat-walafiat ni pun kejap je dah monyok kepenatan.:P

Mintak hampun la ye sebab having this phlegm in my respiratory system made me snores when I sleep. You might not get the best sleep during our stay, well I donch know sebab I tido mati. Heheh..

woohoo, dah reti post pics a la Superdzu!:P