i think of nothing

Thorn #1: Eyy Na,u colored ur hair?

Rose Among The Thorns: Huhh? *touch messy post-rebonding hair*

Thorn #2: a'ahh..ko kaler rambut eh..?

R.A.T.T: eh ape nih..kaler da nak abes,baru prasan ka org kaler?:p

T #1: eh,boleh eh kaler rambut?

R.A.T.T: ntah. *act busy (knowing where it's gonna lead)*

T #2: boleh laa.aku tgk ade tande halal kat packing box die.kan Na kan?

R.A.T.T: dunno lah. *give T #2 a please-stop-this-conversation look*

T #1: eh,sbenanye boleh ke tak ah?

R.A.T.T: *tutup telinga* la la la laa..

T #1: *backing R.A.T.T* boleh laa.ade cop halal..*winks at R.A.T.T*

T #3 (a senior engineer,agak2 alim jugak): yang halal tu ingredients-nye..but perbuatan tu;halal ke haram?

R.A.T.T: ARGGHHHHHHH..!!! *lariiiiiiii..*

i think he shudnt stop blogging..

(..but it's his decision,and i respect that really.)

Lovely weather on the way to work this morning.
Im feeling lovely too,driving with my new sunnies.Hehhehh :D

*smiling smiling smiling*

No monday blues hogwash today.
Must be the fabolous weekend i had.
(it would be more fab if he could come and spend times with me)

Highlights of the weekend would be rocking the night hard
with my sis and couple of her friends.
And passing a song request and my number,
written on the back of a receipt paper to the cute bassist.

U see,i dont usually give out numbers in clubs,
but my sister made me do it.i swear.
She has the hots for the bassist,
screamed his name throughout the show
but didnt wanna write her number because she's married.
But she told me to tell him (IF he ever calls/texts) that she'll leave her husband for him if he wants her to.
Crazy biatch eh?
My sister got crazy after she gave birth to a 2nd hyperactive son.:P

Boy,the bassist and the band really made my night.
they played my song.
i dunno if 'hypnotised' happened to be on their playlist,
but hey,they played my song!
and Boy didnt just leave my piece of paper on the speaker box.
he slipped it into his pocket.Call or not,no matter.
and Boy made us felt less like a groupie when he came over
to shake hands,chit-chat for a while,
hug-hug and muah-muah us like old friends.
and proud to notice few envious stares from other girls.

I love u,Big Band.

It was a weekend full of orgasms and i was not faking it.

Dont u bring me down today,Monday.

i think it's the weather.

Post-monday blues.
Now im suffering bipolar mood disorder.

It must be the weather.
Weather warps people.
Had it warped me enough that i would
strangle/snog a stranger?

Can i snog first,then strangle?
Pfftt.

i think i'll let u see these..:)

These shuz are made for..um..electro-static discharging.:p

Introducing: da mutha of all shuz..
Here's one of my most favourite pair of shoes.
Got them for free,y'all.
I wear them everyday.
Every friggin single day,that they stink already.
And dirty.And ugly.

I lurve u,shoes.*insert 'feeling sick' icon here*

i think i want to terjun lombong

I just walked past behind this fella in my office
and i caught him watching porn.gay porn.
(tak boleh cakap kuat2 :p)
I guess he was too khusyuk to notice me
and forgot to minimize the window.

Lucky for him,i found it not such a big deal.
Lucky for him,im not that kepochi.
Else,if i tell this one girl
who is the office's 'internet bergerak',
then that's it - abeslah kao,dude..

The dude is from mechanical design in my office.
Not the 1st time i saw such scenario.
(mungkin kerana di kawasan itu tiada perempuan,
jadi kurang hiburan.)
So no wonder lah..

On a totally different note,
i think i am thissssssss close,
of getting my superfine-phat-but-sorry ass fired.

I had,unintentionally,made a 3rd time offence.
Because,being ignorant,i failed to follow procedures
dan akan kena penalti.

i AM the most notorious trainee ev-vah.

Ciao now,
my Head of Department is calling for me.
Gulp.