i think i need a manicure!

If you are going to buy an HDMI DVD player some time around next year, well, I can confirm that you have never heard, in your entire life, of Blu-ray players. Shame on yah! Or most probably, you just can’t afford it. Hahha kidding.. (I oso kenot afford to buy BD ok.)

So, if you are really going to buy a Sony HDMI DVD player some time around next year, chances are you're going to see my fingers on it! No matter what DVD region code you are, you’ll likely gonna see a part of me. Lucky you!:p

So what’s it all about eh? Actually, this is one of my plans in order to take over the world… Muahahahahhhh..:D

No, silly.:)

It’s just a sticker we’re working on for our next HDMI models. These stickers are just an idiot’s guide to where to stick one end of your HDMI cable and not to apply extra Newton when you’re doing it. I seriously don’t see any need why we need to spend some extra cash for these stickers, though. Like, you don’t read the instruction manual meh? But since we do get loads of complains from around the world of HDMI jack defects, hence the sticker lah.

So whadaya think?



Heh heh heh..

I know, I know.. I soooo need a manicure. And mosturize.:p

i think all i can think of is ketupat,rendang dan lontong ibuku..

Jika kamu miliki tas tangan berjenama terkenal (yang asli dan berharga beribu-ribu ringgit; yang tiruan tak main),

Then this is a mild reminder for you if I am 1meter (max.) within your radius.

Lari. Duduk jauh-jauh. (Kerana aku mungkin akan tumpahkan sedikit kuah satay di atas tas tangan berjenama terkenal yang asli dan bukan tiruan kamu itu). Bukan disengajakan.

Kamu tidak mungkin akan memarahi aku sepenuh hati, kerana aku kawan baik kamu. Dan aku pula, tidak kisah untuk mengganti yang baru, tidak kira apa jenama kamu mahu, aku boleh beri di Facebook. Di Facebook saja lah.. Hahha.

Sehari saja lagi sebelum Syawal. Aku masih di pejabat, tidak dapat cuti hari ini kerana cuti-cuti tahunanku semua habis sudah. Maka, on average now, aku ambil cuti sakit palsu minimum 2 hari setiap bulan.

Azam selepas raya: Cari lelaki tua berpangkat Dato’ yang duda kerja baru dengan bersungguh-sungguh.

Ok lah, Selamat Hari Raya. Maaf Zahir dan Batin. Terutamanya pada kamu, Nad. So sorry about your Coach.:P

i think u suck

If u drive a black New Beetle VW, **C 5520, then I have to say this to you.

I am guilty of being reckless. I changed lanes without turning on the indicator. Cilok sana, cilok sini.. I could have rammed into your car. I am sorry, but..

You and I, we are almost two of a kind, mister.

But you are totally the complete ass of the year, for stopping in the middle of the road, for coming out of the car, for being such an ass who stopped in the middle of the road and making a big fuss out of it, for reminding me to use my brain the next time I want to cut in line, for getting in your car again and drove away, for driving in between of a two-lanes road like you own the road, for changing lanes without signaling, for being arrogant (just because you drive a VW? Pfft.)

Why don’t you ask yourself the same question you asked me. “Kau tu, takde otak ke?”

i think ur paranoia is killing me

I hope you'll understand that I can't always come when you call. Understand everybody has their faults. Please understand not to worry who I'm with or what I do. Cause I understand that I'm in love with you. Do you understand that I'm in love with you?

I hope your mind ain't working overtime. I hope your memories are full of good times with me. Don't trip if right now I can't answer the phone. Cause you know that soon I'll be coming home.

Do you understand? Cause I understand. Do you understand that I'm in love with you?

I'm so in love with you, so in love with you. Cause I understand.

Do you? Do you understand that I'm in love with you..?

i think it's just me

Was in a meeting with a vendor and some guys from other department this morning. A few minutes into discussion, I was mightily distracted by this one guy. He was chewing on a chewing gum. Making audible sounds with every chew.

Tried so hard to ignore and to focus on the meeting. But the “chup chap chup chap” sound he was making was really really really disturbing. And the fact that he was seated in front of me didn't help either. It was as if the discussion was put on mute and the only sound I could hear were those chewing sound.

I pulled a face on automatic. I guess I was staring at him so much, the others kinda noticed. They did notice, but not the stupid fat-ass one who was chewing. If only I could chew him out right there and then and teach him a little something about some socially correct way of eating in public. Pah!

Not that my puasa is ‘deterred’ by some chiclets. At least show a little respect la kan. I was not the only Muslim there anyway.

Actually this post is not about him being disrespectful of Ramadhan, okay. *matilaaa nanti katenye raci$t la pullowk*..:P It’s only about me and my favorite pet peeve.

And my obvious facial expression.. Sometimes people around can easily indicate my happy face, my sad face, my annoyed face, etc. Actually I don’t even need no emoticons to tell the world how am I feeling, sometimes. Err.. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

So macam mane nak buat muka ‘takde sel’?

*muka takde sel = muka takde perasaan

i think c'est la vie, mon cherie..

Men, they give corny reasons during breakups, but the corniest (imho) of all would be “I’m leaving you for her because I think she’s the one.” Or something like, “When I look at her, I know that she’s the woman that I’m going to marry.”

Like, what the heck kan? Hence, the angry poem (I forgot the name of the (infamous) writer, sorry).

Let's take my friend for example. I’ve got a friend, a guy friend who’s an orgy aficionado. He parties hard, he plays hard, good-looking too - girls want to bed him. Despite being a setan and all, he’s got a good girlfriend, the kind that you can take home to see your mom and your mom will approve right away; who has no idea about his dirty lil secrets. They’re going to tie the knot soon. Poor girl, lucky s.o.b..

Everybody with testicles just lurrrrrrves fun girls kan? Fun girls are fun, they know the meaning of fun, how to have fun and where to have it. They’re outgoing, gregarious, sexy and sometimes hot. 75% of men would wanna go out with fun girls. (I made this up, so sue me!:p)

But after 3 weeks or 8 months or maybe 4 years of ‘courting’, they’ll look at another woman and say “That’s the woman I’m going to marry.”

So what happen to girls like me who like to have fun, if these men think that fun girls are for good times only??

*sighs* It’s really not easy to live a life as a woman kan.. Mainly because we have double standards to live up to.

i think it's unfair

Dia duduk di birai katil
Tunduk
Marah.

Dia pula baring terlentang
Basah
Tapi lelah.

Serakah patah
Dia kata “Kau punca poligami”.

Dia pula jadi bingung
Begitu mudah?

Dia kata “Dia untuk ku, bukan kamu”
Langkah
Belah.

Dia pula hanya memandang
Meratap
Mungkin tidak,
Tapi perit
Pasti.

Kenapa dia berkuasa memilih?
Kalau dia pula tidak?

Chauvinis
Celaka

Pergi mati.

Sekian, terima kasih..:D

*Copy-paste technology. Tiada kena-mengena dengan yang hidup atau yang mati.

i think im elated

I have just moved to a place of my own some twenty four days ago. Finally, a place of my own... No more crazy housemate, no more sharing the toilet with a cat who blardy can’t shoot straight nor flush after her business.

The previous tenant left the house in a mess and basically I need to do a lot of things before I could actually move in. So from day 1, because I have been very busy with work and the only free time I have is on weekends, Dad had been kind enough to be in charge of renovations. He replaced the door with a new one with a peephole, new bedroom door for my bedroom, new piping for the toilet and even a new showerhead. And he also painted the walls in my bedroom and kitchen (with the same color).

As I got in the house with my boxes of junks, the house already have a TV (Dad took my lil brother’s TV that he uses for playing video games in his room, and this pissed him off. But he’s in the hostel most of the time so lantak la kan.. Hahha!). The hall is a mismatch of bright yellow wall and green striped curtain and a red carpet with Mediterranean-motives, gee thanx Mom. And my lil kitchen has a lil cabinet with a lil stove and an empty tong gas, annnnnnnd a rice cooker. Courtesy of my sister.:)

This morning Mom called asking when can she send the old fridge at home to my small flat. And the old teak pink-cushioned sofa set too. Dad is already having a headache because apparently I am Mom’s best excuse for a bigger, brand-new, high-end fridge and et cetera. I am pening too okay.. Now the place feels like a dump for old stuff of Mom’s and Sister’s.

Nonetheless, I have to admit that my bachelor pad is in desperate need for a major face-lift. I am still looking for the right L-shaped sofa with the right color and I need more time and more dosh to decorate my place. Until then, I shall merempat at my sister’s crib. Heheh.

Alrighty, gotta go now, gotta surf the net for that free home make-over thing. What’s the url for 'Casa Impian' and that 'Deco Bersama Eric' webpage again? In the meantime, who ever wants to pimp my place, please email me at tienaschmojes@gmail.com. Kthxbai!:D