1.3.06

i think i want to terjun lombong

I just walked past behind this fella in my office
and i caught him watching porn.gay porn.
(tak boleh cakap kuat2 :p)
I guess he was too khusyuk to notice me
and forgot to minimize the window.

Lucky for him,i found it not such a big deal.

Lucky for him,im not that kepochi.
Else,if i tell this one girl
who is the office's 'internet bergerak',
then that's it - abeslah kao,dude..

The dude is from mechanical design in my office.

Not the 1st time i saw such scenario.
(mungkin kerana di kawasan itu tiada perempuan,
jadi kurang hiburan.)
So no wonder lah..

On a totally different note,
i think i am thissssssss close,
of getting my superfine-phat-but-sorry ass fired.

I had,unintentionally,made a 3rd time offence.
Because,being ignorant,i failed to follow procedures
dan akan kena penalti.

i AM the most notorious trainee ev-vah.

Ciao now,
my Head of Department is calling for me.
Gulp.

19 comments:

  1. Anonymous1/3/06 19:57

    biase ar babe dunie skrang sedangkan osmet laki aku pon gay inikan pulak ofismate ko. hihikss!!
    patut la die mcm takde nafsu je pandang aku rupe2nyer gay isk isk isk

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  2. Anonymous1/3/06 20:13

    eija oewyn : hsemate die yg mane yg gay nih?yg pilot tu ka?adakah?adakahhh???

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  3. Anonymous1/3/06 23:16

    what did u screw up?

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  4. Anonymous2/3/06 09:17

    zuhri : early leaving and late coming 2 days in a row.both were supposed to be a half-day leave,tapi tah camne tah byk sgt kesilapan teknikal.huhu.

    f&g : obviously he has too much time on his hands on his mojo.:p

    eh guys,it just occur to me;was it posible that he was actually sexually harassing me?*gawk,hands on mouth,drama queen mode on* hehehhhh

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  5. Anonymous2/3/06 12:18

    lombong mana?
    so i can go there and take picture.
    hehe

    gay porn?
    eh kalau cikpms baca...sure dia nak pinjam punya.
    napa you tak join tengok sekali?

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  6. Anonymous2/3/06 12:39

    hello.
    thank you for dropping by.
    did u know who my hero is?
    hehe.

    i wonder where u blog hopped from.
    thanks for reading.

    and yes, don't use those
    oil blot papers.

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  7. Anonymous2/3/06 15:47

    super : lombong mane ek sesuai?i havent think abt that yet,u ade suggestion?..anyway yes super,pls take my pix.i want to die in style,so i'll do the 400m free relay first,doing butterfly,breaststroke and backstroke before i let myself sink upside down while doing the ballet-like manoeuvres with me legs.make sure u capture every moment ye.:)

    dd.diyana : thank u too for dropping by.:) from the social cafe.

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  8. Anonymous2/3/06 16:56

    lombong belakang office i kat sunway would be perfect

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  9. Anonymous2/3/06 17:31

    zuhri : cadangan yg baikkk..dekat aje i can just walk.:)

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  10. Anonymous2/3/06 18:18

    yes, and u can do the triple summersoult (did i spell this correct?) with double twists. wow, that would be an entry. err...make sure u bring enough perfume to spray when getting out of the lombong, kay?

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  11. Anonymous2/3/06 18:28

    zuhri : if i ever get out of ze lomvong la..(i cant swim.shhh,jgn bilang shapa2..:p )

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  12. Anonymous2/3/06 18:38

    don't worry, many lifeguards will be on standby to save a damsel in distress..hehehe

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  13. Anonymous2/3/06 22:13

    so, how did it go? boss marah or nasihat jek?

    be good.

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  14. Anonymous3/3/06 12:01

    eh kena lombong yang air dia biru ok.
    nicer to take pictures.

    and make sure ada byk pokok too.
    i tak suka amik gambar dlm panas.

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  15. Anonymous3/3/06 17:59

    zuhri : many lifeguards eh..(wow big crowd,i loike).should i wear the flower printed bright yellow bikini or the 2-piece plain fuschia?

    kepala_angin : nasihat.i know he wouldnt have the heart to marah me becaush im cute.:p

    super : check wif zuhri.die yg set 'shooting' location.

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  16. Anonymous3/3/06 20:09

    skin dipping also fine....hehehe

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  17. Anonymous6/3/06 14:31

    i also wanna terjun into that lombong! when izzit?

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  18. Anonymous6/3/06 17:38

    zuhri : i was expecting that kind of response frm u.guys..!*shudder* (hehehhh)

    angel eyes : okok u can,but skinny dipping only tau.and then u have to get out,the world cant afford to lose an angel like u.hihi :)

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  19. Anonymous7/3/06 10:06

    skinny dipping! ooohh.. la, la... nice!

    heehe, i dun wanna lose u too dear!

    *hugs*

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