Dude #1
Umm, its situational u know. U cud say its hot and ure wearing almost nothing 2nite. U get d drift.
Dude #2
Turn me on 1st and ill come up wif something! Haha. Well, if a girl tells me that she’s wearing black lacy lingerie to sleep then I sure will be tossing&turning in my bed the whole nite thinking of her, restless, sleepless..:p
*duh* Horny gigolos, them..
Ayat tak power lansung.. Maybe they didn’t quite understand me, maybe they’re still immatured
See, I wanted something ‘sophisticated’, classy, deep meaning.. But Dude #1 said sophistication rarely works if u want the guy to be restless.
I say engineers ARE the worst sweettalkers, so prove me wrong.
So guys, what would be the perfect thing u wish a girl u fancy could say to u that’ll make u restless (not in a lusty kinda way)?
And girls, do share your pickup lines here too ok..*winks*


Me : I think i'm falling sick.
ReplyDeleteHim : What? u sure? wanna go to clinic?
Me : Nah, it's ok. i'd be better if u r right next to me. rite now.
Muahahahaha...
Sori lah adik manis.. i dun think that come out rite..
all the best, can't wait to hear from the rest!
is he a football fan? if yes, tell him this..
ReplyDeletei got two tickets for the Final on July 10 but I don't feel like going. i want to give them to you but.. i sort of already mentioned it to someone else. if he says no tomorrow, i'll pass the tickets to you, ok?
#1: "today i see you holding hands kat shooping complex, sapa tuh?"
ReplyDelete#2: "i accidently ckp kat teemah yg you minat dia, right now, dia dah bli baju baru nak ajak u dinner esok"
#3: "i dah ckp kat mak i, esok u nak anto rombongan meminang. dia dah prepare dah semua benda, kul brapa u + rombongan nak datang?"
#4: "sorry la, i lesbian"
#5: "agaknya kalau mlm ni u tido, trus tak bangun-bangun sampai esok .. u nak tido gak ke?"
#6: "i waited for you, and still waiting. since you didnt come, i start without u la ..."
#7: "i sebenarnya nak anto mesej yg akan buatkan u tak lena tidur, tak keruan sepjg mlm - tapi i can't think of any. i think i might write this down in my blog, asking fellow bloggers to comment"
#8: "i didnt know that you are gay!"
wow
ReplyDeletebadan u macam brad pitt lah!
boleh i jilat?
woohoo!
hi pijah!
i've got 2 tickets to Korn's gig on Sunday ... yeah! i know it's sold out but my bookie friend got them for me ... oh, did you? ... i haven't decided yet, maybe i'll get calvin to go with me since he's just down the corridor, he's into Korn as well ... you wanna come? are you sure? you've got a paper on monday, haven't you ... no, not tonight, i'm totally knackered, i just got back from work ya ... tomorrow maybe? ... sure, later ya! nite, nite.
ReplyDeletekul 7ish a.m. dah terpacak depan flat all excited macam budak kechik!
jilat? wohoooo! i loike it!
ReplyDelete*grin macam budak nakal*
can i come over to your place tonite darling?
hehe.. boleh ke ayat tu?
dahling nana!! once u compiled all the pick up lines u passing me one copy ok! thanks! ;)
ReplyDeletewah wegra ni .. hmm, mana cukup nak text maa .. org kata sms ler dahling. pepjg sungguh, cam conversation jek .. real convo is it? :P
ReplyDeletengeh ngeh
laa ... text ke? mana pernah baca post orang betul2 ... terus excited nak comment ... :op
ReplyDeletekalo text ... errr ...
"phewwwiiittt!"
ok tak?!
a gal tried this on me...and she and i had a wonderful time ...hehehe...
ReplyDelete"no strings attached...let us just have sex!"
hehehe...guys are so scared of committment!!
idham
i think when it comes to lust, guys rarely need anything classy. hehehe..
ReplyDeletesaya rasa macam saya suka awak.
ReplyDeletehehe.boleh?
hi tiena!
ReplyDeletelama tak jumpa.
apa khabar?
sihat?
mak abah di kampung sihat?
jangan lupa kemsalam kat leman ye?
-maap, komen tiada kena mengena dengan post.
Takyah pick-up line sebenarnyer. Kalau he honestly nak be friends with the gurl then just approach the gurl and ask her out la. Women like men who are daring tapi errmm..make sure laki tu henskem skit la..kalau tak nanti tak sedap plak mata memandang. ahaks!
ReplyDeletewoman: i think i am fallin in love with u
ReplyDeletemesti the man restless malam tu
missy
ReplyDeletetammau janji joni cd 2 ke?
ya ka the man will restless mlm tuh mr gravt kills?
ReplyDeletenak try buat ah.tapi how to know that the man will be restless that nite?
Accountant : I think I know how u can have a good day tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteMe : You are not only a good accountant but also an amazing physic too. Tell me.
Accountant : Thanks. Have lunch with me tomorrow and find out.
...amacam?? ada ok ka?? ekekekekee
f&g,
ReplyDeletethat came out rite.
ok ape..:)
desparil,
footie-related seswai dgn masa kini.sure restless x ingat punye lah dat guy.:p
bertik,
he'll be restless,
and i'll be breathless..
super,
ReplyDeleteu ni mcm gravt kills la suke jilat.
:)
erra,
ini macam 4 sms skali la ek.
angel,
ayat jgn tak ayat..
heheh
cikpijah,
no ploblem,sure can wan!
bertik + erra,
ReplyDeletenow understeng oredi?:p
blown-away,
yeah yeah.guys are like that..
r u committed to ur wife+family?
kepala_angin,
guys are just so cheap kan..:p
che'fara,
hehe comelll..:)
cpms,
ReplyDeletehi zeeka!
i sehat.u?
mak bapak i sehat.mak bapak u?:)
cosmic_gurl,
setuju.
these are just to spice things up.
hihii
gravt kills,
restless becuz he's happy?
or friggin freaking out?
erra,
mau tapi malu.
hihiii.
bila bole passing?
che'fara,
ReplyDeleteu'll know if he has dark rings under his eyes and he goes yawning all day and taking naps every possible minutes.heheh
sooz,
so u're seeing (ie dating?) an accountant now eh..
is he hot?:p
:) tiena....of course la tiena..
ReplyDeleteeh, why lama tak update blog?
nak dgr citer baru jugak la...
*smile*
idham
pheeewwwwwiiiitttttt!!!
ReplyDeleteada orang smile kat ti.e.na