Thorn #1: Eyy Na,u colored ur hair?
Rose Among The Thorns: Huhh? *touch messy post-rebonding hair*
Thorn #2: a'ahh..ko kaler rambut eh..?
R.A.T.T: eh ape nih..kaler da nak abes,baru prasan ka org kaler?:p
T #1: eh,boleh eh kaler rambut?
R.A.T.T: ntah. *act busy (knowing where it's gonna lead)*
T #2: boleh laa.aku tgk ade tande halal kat packing box die.kan Na kan?
R.A.T.T: dunno lah. *give T #2 a please-stop-this-conversation look*
T #1: eh,sbenanye boleh ke tak ah?
R.A.T.T: *tutup telinga* la la la laa..
T #1: *backing R.A.T.T* boleh laa.ade cop halal..*winks at R.A.T.T*
T #3 (a senior engineer,agak2 alim jugak): yang halal tu ingredients-nye..but perbuatan tu;halal ke haram?
R.A.T.T: ARGGHHHHHHH..!!! *lariiiiiiii..*
22.3.06
20.3.06
i think he shudnt stop blogging..
(..but it's his decision,and i respect that really.)
Lovely weather on the way to work this morning.
Im feeling lovely too,driving with my new sunnies.Hehhehh :D
*smiling smiling smiling*
No monday blues hogwash today.
Must be the fabolous weekend i had.
(it would be more fab if he could come and spend times with me)
Highlights of the weekend would be rocking the night hard
with my sis and couple of her friends.
And passing a song request and my number,
written on the back of a receipt paper to the cute bassist.
U see,i dont usually give out numbers in clubs,
but my sister made me do it.i swear.
She has the hots for the bassist,
screamed his name throughout the show
but didnt wanna write her number because she's married.
But she told me to tell him (IF he ever calls/texts) that she'll leave her husband for him if he wants her to.
Crazy biatch eh?
My sister got crazy after she gave birth to a 2nd hyperactive son.:P
Boy,the bassist and the band really made my night.
they played my song.
i dunno if 'hypnotised' happened to be on their playlist,
but hey,they played my song!
and Boy didnt just leave my piece of paper on the speaker box.
he slipped it into his pocket.Call or not,no matter.
and Boy made us felt less like a groupie when he came over
to shake hands,chit-chat for a while,
hug-hug and muah-muah us like old friends.
and proud to notice few envious stares from other girls.
I love u,Big Band.
It was a weekend full of orgasms and i was not faking it.
Dont u bring me down today,Monday.
Lovely weather on the way to work this morning.
Im feeling lovely too,driving with my new sunnies.Hehhehh :D
*smiling smiling smiling*
No monday blues hogwash today.
Must be the fabolous weekend i had.
(it would be more fab if he could come and spend times with me)
Highlights of the weekend would be rocking the night hard
with my sis and couple of her friends.
And passing a song request and my number,
written on the back of a receipt paper to the cute bassist.
U see,i dont usually give out numbers in clubs,
but my sister made me do it.i swear.
She has the hots for the bassist,
screamed his name throughout the show
but didnt wanna write her number because she's married.
But she told me to tell him (IF he ever calls/texts) that she'll leave her husband for him if he wants her to.
Crazy biatch eh?
My sister got crazy after she gave birth to a 2nd hyperactive son.:P
Boy,the bassist and the band really made my night.
they played my song.
i dunno if 'hypnotised' happened to be on their playlist,
but hey,they played my song!
and Boy didnt just leave my piece of paper on the speaker box.
he slipped it into his pocket.Call or not,no matter.
and Boy made us felt less like a groupie when he came over
to shake hands,chit-chat for a while,
hug-hug and muah-muah us like old friends.
and proud to notice few envious stares from other girls.
I love u,Big Band.
It was a weekend full of orgasms and i was not faking it.
Dont u bring me down today,Monday.
14.3.06
i think it's the weather.
Post-monday blues.
Now im suffering bipolar mood disorder.
It must be the weather.
Weather warps people.
Had it warped me enough that i would
strangle/snog a stranger?
Can i snog first,then strangle?
Pfftt.
Now im suffering bipolar mood disorder.
It must be the weather.
Weather warps people.
Had it warped me enough that i would
strangle/snog a stranger?
Can i snog first,then strangle?
Pfftt.
7.3.06
i think i'll let u see these..:)
These shuz are made for..um..electro-static discharging.:p
Introducing: da mutha of all shuz..
Here's one of my most favourite pair of shoes.
Got them for free,y'all.
I wear them everyday.
Every friggin single day,that they stink already.
And dirty.And ugly.
Introducing: da mutha of all shuz..
Here's one of my most favourite pair of shoes.
Got them for free,y'all.
I wear them everyday.
Every friggin single day,that they stink already.
And dirty.And ugly.
I lurve u,shoes.*insert 'feeling sick' icon here*
1.3.06
i think i want to terjun lombong
I just walked past behind this fella in my office
and i caught him watching porn.gay porn.
(tak boleh cakap kuat2 :p)
I guess he was too khusyuk to notice me
and forgot to minimize the window.
Lucky for him,i found it not such a big deal.
Lucky for him,im not that kepochi.
Else,if i tell this one girl
who is the office's 'internet bergerak',
then that's it - abeslah kao,dude..
The dude is from mechanical design in my office.
Not the 1st time i saw such scenario.
(mungkin kerana di kawasan itu tiada perempuan,
jadi kurang hiburan.)
So no wonder lah..
On a totally different note,
i think i am thissssssss close,
of getting my superfine-phat-but-sorry ass fired.
I had,unintentionally,made a 3rd time offence.
Because,being ignorant,i failed to follow procedures
dan akan kena penalti.
i AM the most notorious trainee ev-vah.
Ciao now,
my Head of Department is calling for me.
Gulp.
and i caught him watching porn.gay porn.
(tak boleh cakap kuat2 :p)
I guess he was too khusyuk to notice me
and forgot to minimize the window.
Lucky for him,i found it not such a big deal.
Lucky for him,im not that kepochi.
Else,if i tell this one girl
who is the office's 'internet bergerak',
then that's it - abeslah kao,dude..
The dude is from mechanical design in my office.
Not the 1st time i saw such scenario.
(mungkin kerana di kawasan itu tiada perempuan,
jadi kurang hiburan.)
So no wonder lah..
On a totally different note,
i think i am thissssssss close,
of getting my superfine-phat-but-sorry ass fired.
I had,unintentionally,made a 3rd time offence.
Because,being ignorant,i failed to follow procedures
dan akan kena penalti.
i AM the most notorious trainee ev-vah.
Ciao now,
my Head of Department is calling for me.
Gulp.
22.2.06
i think im gonna try anything that just feel bet-tahh..
Me and The Girls at the office has this habit of blotting the oil off our oily-(but-cute) faces with oil-blotting papers.
Blue colored papers to be exact.
Habit dr zaman skolah terbawak2 sampai laa nih.heheh.
So one day during our after-lunch ritual,we were in the ladies looking in the mirror and,yes,oil-blotting the face.
All 3 of gorjes us.
There was this amoi with copper highlights (which btw imho,looks ridiculuos.saloon cokia kot) from my department in there as well.
"JANGAAANNNN!!"
Her sudden scream startled us.
Terkejut,i asked her,"Eh why whyyy?"
"Heiii apa pasal lu olang pakai ini kertas..
my beautician kate tak elok maa.."
and she told us basically everything her beautician told her loh.
From my careless observation,my face is prone to pimples and other impurities quite easily when i use them though not that frequent.
I guess these papers blot,and clog,and pimples.
Am actually thinking of switching my skincare to those specific for the skintype,but im a little skeptical about it.
If using oil-blotters will increase your skin's oil production,
then,using the same principle,will such cleansers take effects and make your face less oily?
Hurmm.
Tibe2 teringat kat sorang drop dead gorjes friend of mine mase skolah dulu.
She used Lactacyd as her daily facial wash.
She said she has sensitive skin,so she used Lactacyd.
Lac.ta.cyd.
My darling (if by any chance u are reading this),
all these while i've been meaning to ask u -
Lactacyd tu bukan utk hygiene wash ka?
Can ah wash face with that? *garuk kepale*
I mean,i know that the skin down there is more delicate so maybe it wont be harsh on the (face) skin.
But Lactacyd on your face?
Anyway,World,
John Legend is orgasm is oyeahhh.
Holla holla holla :)
(oh yeah,UPDATE:the amoi has colored her hair black again,alhamdulillah kembali ke pangkal jalan."Sume olang gelak2 sama i munye lambut loh.." So her attempt of being gorjes-with-copper-streaks had only lasted for 3 days.yes i counted.)
Blue colored papers to be exact.
Habit dr zaman skolah terbawak2 sampai laa nih.heheh.
So one day during our after-lunch ritual,we were in the ladies looking in the mirror and,yes,oil-blotting the face.
All 3 of gorjes us.
There was this amoi with copper highlights (which btw imho,looks ridiculuos.saloon cokia kot) from my department in there as well.
"JANGAAANNNN!!"
Her sudden scream startled us.
Terkejut,i asked her,"Eh why whyyy?"
"Heiii apa pasal lu olang pakai ini kertas..
my beautician kate tak elok maa.."
and she told us basically everything her beautician told her loh.
From my careless observation,my face is prone to pimples and other impurities quite easily when i use them though not that frequent.
I guess these papers blot,and clog,and pimples.
Am actually thinking of switching my skincare to those specific for the skintype,but im a little skeptical about it.
If using oil-blotters will increase your skin's oil production,
then,using the same principle,will such cleansers take effects and make your face less oily?
Hurmm.
Tibe2 teringat kat sorang drop dead gorjes friend of mine mase skolah dulu.
She used Lactacyd as her daily facial wash.
She said she has sensitive skin,so she used Lactacyd.
Lac.ta.cyd.
My darling (if by any chance u are reading this),
all these while i've been meaning to ask u -
Lactacyd tu bukan utk hygiene wash ka?
Can ah wash face with that? *garuk kepale*
I mean,i know that the skin down there is more delicate so maybe it wont be harsh on the (face) skin.
But Lactacyd on your face?
Anyway,World,
John Legend is orgasm is oyeahhh.
Holla holla holla :)
(oh yeah,UPDATE:the amoi has colored her hair black again,alhamdulillah kembali ke pangkal jalan."Sume olang gelak2 sama i munye lambut loh.." So her attempt of being gorjes-with-copper-streaks had only lasted for 3 days.yes i counted.)
14.2.06
i think im getting sick (i need u,Dokter!)
Overdue reports and evaluations to do..
The Kennin meeting is on Friday,
the chamber is only available on thurs,
which means can only finish by friday,
but thurs have to submit design evaluation.
Am free now,but the chamber's aint.
Frrrreaking out,dude.
I think im,like,the most notorious trainee ev-vah.
Anywoos,The Bitches failed me.I hate them.They are going out wif their partners and that makes me,alone for tonite?So i think imma gonna say 'yes' to my colleague,who asked me out already.
:p
The Kennin meeting is on Friday,
the chamber is only available on thurs,
which means can only finish by friday,
but thurs have to submit design evaluation.
Am free now,but the chamber's aint.
Frrrreaking out,dude.
I think im,like,the most notorious trainee ev-vah.
Anywoos,The Bitches failed me.I hate them.They are going out wif their partners and that makes me,alone for tonite?So i think imma gonna say 'yes' to my colleague,who asked me out already.
:p
13.2.06
i think i need a coffee break
Last friday i joined the abang2 frm my department to some beach in S'gor to catch crabs.Yes,catch crabs.Mengetam.Yes,i am jobless (as Dokter put it),ergo the midnight activity.It was my 1st time at it.Inspite of the facts that:
a.we only managed to catch crabs of those the size of a baby's palm,(was imagining medium(if not big)-sized crabs like those u see in the market.)
b.we almost drowned ourselves for not realizing the air laut had pasang already and we were 1km off the shore,
c.i cudnt swim and freaked out when the water level reached my waist,
and d.i drowned my handfon (nuff said);
..the experience was orgasmic.i had fun.:)
dat was friday.now the monday blues strike in.
Eurgh.
Im short,fat,my fon is officially dysfunctional which means im out of touch frm the world and gonna miss out a Valentine's invitation frm Dokter (aww man!) and im dead broke on 13th.
Wake me up on 27th,ppl,when my check comes in.
a.we only managed to catch crabs of those the size of a baby's palm,(was imagining medium(if not big)-sized crabs like those u see in the market.)
b.we almost drowned ourselves for not realizing the air laut had pasang already and we were 1km off the shore,
c.i cudnt swim and freaked out when the water level reached my waist,
and d.i drowned my handfon (nuff said);
..the experience was orgasmic.i had fun.:)
dat was friday.now the monday blues strike in.
Eurgh.
Im short,fat,my fon is officially dysfunctional which means im out of touch frm the world and gonna miss out a Valentine's invitation frm Dokter (aww man!) and im dead broke on 13th.
Wake me up on 27th,ppl,when my check comes in.
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