i think its complicated jugak la..

Last night I sms-ed two of my besh buddies, asking them to give me one killer line a girl could give a guy which guarantees the recipient to go restless, sleepless and cant think of nothing but me. Both are male engineers and of the same age as me. The replies I get:

Dude #1
Umm, its situational u know. U cud say its hot and ure wearing almost nothing 2nite. U get d drift.

Dude #2
Turn me on 1st and ill come up wif something! Haha. Well, if a girl tells me that she’s wearing black lacy lingerie to sleep then I sure will be tossing&turning in my bed the whole nite thinking of her, restless, sleepless..:p

*duh* Horny gigolos, them..

Ayat tak power lansung.. Maybe they didn’t quite understand me, maybe they’re still immatured like me.

See, I wanted something ‘sophisticated’, classy, deep meaning.. But Dude #1 said sophistication rarely works if u want the guy to be restless.

I say engineers ARE the worst sweettalkers, so prove me wrong.

So guys, what would be the perfect thing u wish a girl u fancy could say to u that’ll make u restless (not in a lusty kinda way)?

And girls, do share your pickup lines here too ok..*winks*

i think b.en ibra.him is hot

Colleague: Hey Na.
Tina: Hi..
C : Hey I saw u last Saturday kat hartamas..
T : *gasp* U did? *did u see me smoking??*
C : Yup. U were with a friend?
T : Yeah. *alamak,jatuh saham*
C : I was only a few tables away, u know..
T : laa, apsal tak come over and say hi.. *OMG!! Did u see me smoking ciggies???*
C : I tapped u on ur shoulder mase nak pegi beli rokok. U didn’t notice?
T : laa ye ke? hehehe tak perasan,sowwy.. *mampus la aku!*

End of conversation.

He left me with a crazy palpitations. My hands went cold, my heart was beating out of my chest! Not that I have a crush on him or anything.. it’s the thought of him seeing me smoking that was making me nervous. My colleague is cute, but he has a big mouth! I dunno for sure if he really has a big mouth, what im sure of is I’ll be damned if he does. Plus, I dunno him that well so I cant tell if he’s the okay type or the conservative/judgemental kinda person like most of the peeps frm the office.

Why do I care so much about people knowing I smoke?
Am I being hypocritical? Two-faced coward?

I think I was actually adapting, like a very good friend of mine (who writes beautifully in his blog but very lazy to update; CPMS-say hi to him now..) likes to put it. As in this case, adapting myself so that I fit in in this particular office population.

Im not shy to admit that I smoke, but im not proud either to announce to the world about it. Im especially scared to admit it to those people that I think has this ‘women who smoke are bitches’ mindset.

So I’d like to think of me as being adaptive - changing myself to suit different condition, just to play it safe and keeping it low cuz if my dad or brother finds out about this,im so DEAD!.

But most of the time, im the lantak-la-orang-nak-cakap-ape kinda gal.

i think that stops now

*just for the sake of updating.* ;)

i think she will survive.

A bastard (pls excuse me) has deliberately made her feel stupid.
Now she’s torn between exposing her anger or pretends to be cool with whateverunforgivableshit that has happened.
She feels so un-cool if she tells him she’s mad.
(Yes, she’s so eager to please/impress.)
But to pretend to be cool makes her feel like a skank.

I couldn’t offer much word to make her feel ok.
I know she’s upset about that.

And she has been agitated by this.
Ive been busy persuading her to believe
that it aint cancerous till proven so.
Cant let a lump of a size of a kidney pea to fracture ur life right?
Wrong.

To Dr. Male Chauvinist Pig, be gone.
To Tina, be strong be strong be strong.

i think he likes me :)

Some sort of a tag,but i wasnt tag.(Nicked from my fav blog.)

1. My mother once: wore really short skirts and platform shoes
2. Never in my life: have I taken drugs.
3. When I was five: I looked like Sheryl Temple.:p
4. High school was: a pleasant nightmare
5. I will never forget: the way Ahmad Dhani looked into my eyes when he was singing last time @PH. (Perasannnn?..eh ske ah!:p)
6. There’s this person I know who: told me that she has a mole on her u-know-where.:p~
7. By noon I’m usually: up and about.
8. Last night I: drove a friend’s car and forgot to release the hand-break the whole time. Sowwy babe!!
9. If I only had: more money. And a Mini Cooper. And longer legs.
10. Next time I go to salon: I seriously want cute hair.
11. Brad Pitt: is not mandul. Jen Anniston is.
12. I like: liking :)
13. You know I’m lying when: I start to merepek yg tak masuk akal.
14. In grade school: I was fat and bad.
15. If I was a character written by Shakespeare: I’ve never read Shakespeare,but Ophelia sounds cool.
16. A better name for me would be: Miss Fabolos TinaBanana Head-Turner
17. I have a hard time understanding: my heart and the servo jig file and programming languages.
18. If I ever go back to school I’ll: try to be boring and dorky and join the BADRI (BAdan Dakwah dan keRohanIan).
19. You know I like you if: I tell u I like u?
20. If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: God lah.
21. I hope that: I have my own cubicles in the office so I can surf/bloghop freely and sleep under the table.
22. Take my advice: on nothing. Im a good listener tho..;p
23. My ideal breakfast is: anything. Annythinggg..:)
24. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: the champion but overpriced roti john at the pasar mlm.
25. The world could do without: Mariah Carey and Michael Jackson.
26. My grandmother always: liked to ask her cucu2 cabut her uban and reward them with 50cents per strand.

i think im not weird at all..

6 weird things about Tina:-

1. Doesn’t eat bean sprouts. Especially loathes them in fried mee/mihun/charkueytiao/etc. But will only eat if it’s mom/home-cooked and can eat sayur taugeh goreng like Mr.Teppayaki and loves the tauhu sumbat. Sometimes if the ‘angin’ is not right, she goes amok to find taugeh in her food. Usually gives the-“sorry bang eh..boleh tak goreng yg baru?saye bukan tanak makan,saye takleh mkn taugeh lansung.kalau saye mkn nanti badan saye naik gatal2 merah.betul,tak tipu..”-crap if she’s too lazy to pick em out one by one. She gets away with it everytime. She’s still confused why kelantanese like to put bean sprout in their sup kosong.
2. She aint scared of cats, doesn’t hate cats, is not asthmatic; she just doesn’t wanna be around cats.
3. She likes to take all the free brochures/flyers/catalogue/whatnots but never reads them. She only looks at pictures and gives it a serious reading if she spots the word FREE. She usually throws them away when she gets home,but now she thinks she’d better give it to Cik PMS and F&G for them to read.
4. She has weird taste in men. She finds married men attractive (Mamed, M.Nasir, Bernard Chandran), she finds Afdlin Shauki and JayZ sexy, and loves bad boys (P.Diddy, Josh Holloway).
5. When its full moon up in the lovely sky, her crazy,bitchy alter ego will take charge of her body.
6. When she’s nervous, she says her teeth itch.

6 weirdos person Tina's tagging:

1. Wegra
2. Angel_eyes
3. munirah_city
4. Agus
5. Bertik
6. Cosmic_gurl

(1st time i tag orang..hehehh besh nyeee..:D)

i think it's antagonism

Isnt it funny that some things that we seem to dislike,
as we think they are not good enough/awful/lousy,
if we give a lil more attention to them,
we’ll find that they still have a few good qualities
and just maybe, deserve a 2nd chance?

Movie marathon: Babe, Block 404 and Taxi.
Watching Block 404 five times in a row
(terpaksa, part of the job) checking the discs thoroughly
meaning watching the movies without blinking the eyes
was a traumatic experience,
torturing the mind and bleed the brain,
but I have to say that praise should be given
to the director for trying.
At least he didn’t go for Sembilu-like movies
or anything Yusof Haslam’s or Julie Dahlan’s.
Thank god for that,seriously.

Simfoni Tradisional @DFP.
Its true.
Org baru mmg takleh challenge org lama.
Hail Amir is still good.
He hasn’t changed much since that raya song.
And Mas Idayu was overwhelmingly good as well.
No,she wasn’t singing anything dangdut that night,
that was why I think she was,like,wow.
Powerful voice, right choice of song, a bit pitching
but I liked the kebarung she was wearing.

Cerekarama.
Sheila Rusly has did it again.
Ive never liked Akasyah before,but in Sesudah Talkin,
I think he’s quite a good actor.

But me being me.
The obstinate me just couldn’t bring myself to
like Block 404, Mas Idayu or Akasyah.
Full setop.

Happy Birthday Ayah. U,i will love forever.

some g.ay guy i met at DFP.

(wegra,this pic's for u.Sila jeles (?) :p)

i think im melting into you,dhani..(dewa)

Was tagged.Was bored.Was quick to do this tag!:p

HOW MANY SCHOOLS DID YOU GO TO?

Lima (5) : 1 sekolah tadika, 2 skolah rendah, 1 skolah menengah, 1 skolah memandu..:p

WAS I THE STUDIOUS NERD OR THE LAST MINUTE HERO?

Never a nerd, alwaysss a rebel hero!:p

WAS I THE TAIKO OR TEACHER’S PET?

Taiko beb..*brush dirt off shoulder*
I was dubbed as the 'Hafiz Dewa Perempuan' by my ketua warden.
Hafiz Dewa was the Big Taiko of the boys.

BEST 2 SUBJECTS

I loved Biology class (my bio teacher rocks and she's damn hilarious.Love Bio,tapi x score pun.:p)
and Arabic (but had to pretend to hate it cuz it was like,not the in-subject,then).
Grade-wise?gotta be malay and *ahem* pendidikan islam.

3 TEACHERS THAT I REMEMBER MOST (FOR VARIOUS REASONS)

3?Will give u 4.:)

My Chem teacher cum Ketua Warden (Cikgu Mail) for the 'jelingan maut nak mampos' he gave whenever he/i passed me/him and for the look on his face whenever i was the only one in class to get A2 for his subject while others got A1.
My Bio teacher (Ms.Rachel Easaw) for her lawak kompleks and famous tagline "Wahh bukan main hebat lagi itu.."
My Eng teacher (Ms.Lim) for having a pail in her car.Like,wutta hell it's for?
My cun-macam-penyanyi-Ella Arabic teacher (Ms.Khalilah) for crying in class when me and my friends some students of hers decided to escape her class.Those students were made to stand on chair for the whole period.


WHO DO I TAG?

all of YOU gorjes people! :D