i think im sorry

Looking at the sky while driving home is therapeutic for me. It’s the only time in my 5 working days’ life that I can gaze at the daytime sky. Sometimes I wish I could just stop by the road for a while, step out of the car and enjoy the view. But news about people crashing into vehicles stalled on highways chickened me.

I always go home at 7p.m where faint colour of red will start tainting the sky. The sky is more glorious in the morning but usually I’ll be speeding my way to work and will have to ignore the sky.

Sometimes it will still be blue and bright and puffy clouds everywhere. It makes me want to find critters in cloud formations and breathe deeply. The luminance differs at every angle and when lights strike thru the clouds it gives me the greatest view ever. I will turn the radio off, light a ciggie and try to empty my mind of bloody work and everything office related. Bliss.

Yesterday the gorgeous sky made me blue. It made me realized how I missed doing things that I used to do. Like, sitting on the floor of KLCC Kino and read book(s) of my fave author(s), read a book and drink coffee, bring the Munkees to swim, eat McD with the Munkees and pretend to be monsters with french fries fangs, kiss the Munkees, be smothered with hugs and kisses by the Munkees, and hear them laugh.

At times when panic attacks and the heart is gloomy, I will run to my Kaklong and cry at her shoulder. I miss spending the day with Kaklong and her Munkees.*sigh*

Damn you sunshine. I curse you and your chums, the hippo-shaped clouds. You taunt me with your beauty and wonder through my open window. And u opened the heart and melted the ego.

Im so sorry kaklong. This is something I shouldve done days weeks ago, hope the sorry didn’t come too late..

i think i need a break

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Child: Mom, when i grow up I wanna be a blogger.
Mother: What? A WOMAN and a BLOGGER? NO.

(nerr,you're sooo cute and funny!)

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Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager"
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

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In the middle of a conversation between a Girlfriend and a Boyfriend..

GF: Alamak,my phone's battery's gonna kong soon lah. Call my office ye.
BF: Ok.

Ring.. Ring..

GF: Hi sayang..:)
Caller: *pause* Err hello, this is Otawa from Tokyo.
GF: *OMG!* Err yes, may I help you?:p

(Let's just hope that the Japanese speaks no Ingrish. Heheh..:p )

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i think such is life

Remember the stinkier-than-skunk guy from that mech.dept that I wrote about some time ago (re. Ongoing Project)?Well,me and a colleague gave him a B.O buster powder.A week has passed,and he still smells!I wonder should we give him another bottle,you know just in case he ran out of it.Somehow I think he's not using it because he didnt think that it WAS for him as we forgot to put his name on the nicely wrapped package.But we did write "This one's for you,you really need this" on it.But no name.Bugger!Maybe he did unwrap the package and acknowledged the content,but he's not using it cuz he's in denial.Yeah,i think so.




On a totally unrelevant subject; a question I'd like to ask all you bosses out there.
How can you take credit(s) for somebody else's idea(s)/hardwork(s) and get away with it nonchalantly?

So you'll say you're the boss and it's up to you?
I say fcuk you up your ass,boss.

i think this is a community service

(post is related to this)

ONGOING PROJECT:

i think i can

Im in a weird mood today.

I woke up late but I made time to iron a pair of baju kurung and wore them to work.(I predict rain in the late afternoon.Heh).

Ive got tonnes of work and deadlines are near,but I have been on the net since morning,surfing for new good music.

Have u ever been in a situation where things are okay but you dont think it is.Things are like superficially okay,but in your heart you know something's amiss.

Cant understand what Im talking about here?Told ya Im weird today.








(oh pls click to enlarge.ROTFLMAO!)

i think ignorance is bliss

Dear Ms./Mrs.Agony,

I know this one person,but he's not a friend.I just know his name and that's all.This guy,Ms./Mrs.Agony,he has this very very bad B.O and it's like,horse dung bad,and the B.O is soooo nasty,it's like,leave a trail of its smell everytime he passes by i swear u gotta breathe in sooo deep and hold your breath for 3 solid minutes because covering your nose with your hands will be like,so rude,right?It's amazing how he carries himself around the office with a B.O like that and im like,wonder..,does he not realize that he stinks worse than a skunk?How do i tell him that he's gotta wear a deodorant,at least,because frankly Ms./Mrs.Agony,I will get an instant headache when my nose detects a bad bodily odour and it's just toxic it'll make my eyes watery.Im not someone with a hero complex with a complusive need to make the world right,but i think someone's gotta tell him that his B.O is like,the nastiest,ever.So Ms./Mrs.Agony please please tell me;should i tell him,or should i not?

Signed,
I Love The Smell of Davidoff Coolwater (for Women) On Men.


Dear I Love The Smell of Davidoff Coolwater (for Women) On Men,

Oh my gawd,really?That bad?I truly understand why u find this baffling,my child.But are u very very sure it's his natural B.O you're smelling?Maybe it's the smell of his Polo Lalph Rauren he bought from the pasar malam.Or maybe he has to switch to the anti-perspirant deo,because he sweats a lot.Those are possible maybes,but if u are determine to let him know,then this is a situation u have to handle delicately because you see,he's a male and you're a female.Not all men can handle criticism well,so as i said,this is some 'situation',indeed.There are many ways to handle this,but i can only think of two,period.U said he's not your friend,right?So you can tell him directly,like,u know,when he pass u by,u can,like,accidentally drop a bottle of deodorant and tell him that he dropped something,u know,like they always do in movies.That's the direct way.Indirectly,u can secretly place a bottle of deodorant on his table.Is he cute?If he is,make sure u leave a note or something.Oh my god,if he IS cute,it's like,too too bad.Cute,but stinky.Like,tsk tsk,right?So I Love The Smell of Davidoff Coolwater (for Women) On Men,I wish u all the best.My warmest regards.

Signed,
It's Ms.Agony.



Dear It's Ms.Agony,

This is about someone i know,like,really know him,like,know his phone number and where he lives and all.So he's married with kids.But he's like,has a serious crush on someone and that someone is somebody close.So this guy makes jokes and the girl laughs at his jokes eeeeeveryday,that (i think) people starts to notice their intimacy.Both are my friends and i dont want people to talk bad about my friends,but,few days ago,i got into the office and saw a male pooh bear on his desk and a female pooh bear on her desk,and im like,?????,u know.I think he's too old for the abang-angkat-adik-angkat kinda thingy.My question is,how did they do it,unabashedly?

Signed,
????


Dear A lot Of Question Marks,

First and foremost,i must let u know that there is no female pooh.It is a male pooh bear cross-dressing that u saw.Now,sometimes people do the strangest thing when they're itchy and bitchy.I think it's only natural for a guy to try so hard to be funny all the time to make a cute girl like your girl friend (is she cute?) laugh at his jokes,and,u know,attracted to him (cuz he's a man of humor and he makes her laugh).Because men dont have to have the looks to get a hot babe smitten.For instance,your boyfriend looks like an ogre (no offence),but u heart him to bits,right?,because he's funny and makes u laugh eeeeveryday,right?Well,the plush toys on both their tables could be a coincidence.Maybe the other day they ordered for 2 happy meals from McDoo and the plushies came free!Or maybe they both love the cartoon so much that before this,they personally wanted to put one on their table but didnt cuz they're ashamed to put it there,so now that they knew there's this other person who loves pooh as much as they do,they can now put their fave cartoon character on their workstation.So my point is,it's only natural for people to be itchy and bitchy and remember what your mom always say,never get yourself involved with a married man,mmmkay?Warm regards.

Signed,
Ms.Agony.

i think im phat fat

Road safety deparment’s photo contest cancelled ??!

Dang!There goes my angpows..:p

i think im talking nonsense

Lessons learnt over the weekend:

1. Finally went to the hospital last Saturday and did a thorough health screening!*pats own shoulder* Results from multiple tests conducted turned out fine,my red and white blood cells and urine are fine,I am negative for pregnancy and Hep.B test so yeah,im a healthy kid!Pregnancy test is relevant to check cancer cells.Yayyyyy im free from cancer.:))

Lesson learnt: I think i am hyperchondriac lah.Gotta go see a psychiatrist pulak after this.

2. Was forced to watch Ja.nji Dia.na on Sunday because Melissa's mom is still here so basically Auntie still dominates the tv remote control.

Lesson learnt (dari drama itu): (a)Walaupun dah berkahwin dgn orang tua kaya tapi kurang upaya,janganlah sekali-kali menjalin hubungan sulit dengan driver anda yang bermulut senget dan bermuka tak boleh blah dan mempunyai tahap horny yang menyerlah.Imagine a girl who looks gorjes like dat could succumb to her driver yang bermulut senget dan bermuka tak boleh blah dan mempunyai tahap horny yang menyerlah kerana mengikut nafsu?!

Another lesson learnt (dari drama itu): (b)Adalah lebih baik pergi berfoye-foye di luar because girlfriend,u could've done better than that.Tsk.

3. Read the newspaper on Sunday;

Lesson learnt: From today onwards,I promise I promise I promise I will drive my car at 60*kmph no matter where/when and take pictures of traffic offenders and be rewarded.Cheapskate with a vengeance.Main target: Police in patrol cars making illegal u-turn at no u-turn place and making a turn without turning on the indicators.Heh heh heh *rubs hands together* And no,i have nothing against the cops.Saje je suke2 nak dengki diorang.

4. Never buy electronic stuff cap Kapak,Sabit,Pelancau dan lain-lain.Ingat,bak kata pepatah alah membeli menang memakai.

Lesson learnt: Jika membeli barangan cap entah apa2,penat nak pegi hantar repair/tukar dekat kedai dia.



It's 1130 in the a.m and miraculously i still feel gewwwd.On Monday.How odd..