i think i won't be reading this if i were you

The electricity is tripping for the n-th time and here I am writing in the dark with the only source of light coming from the screen of my lappie.

I am having an overwhelming urge to pee but I am just too lazy to get up and find some candles. I know where it is, even in the dark I can easily find my way to the tool box cause that's where I keep my candles, and pliers, and screwdrivers, and cutter, and a multimeter; but I'm like glued to the couch.

Woke up this morning at 9 just to see the boyfriend off to work and climbed back into bed. Crawled out of bed at 11, read a magazine. Showered at 12 and took my own sweet time in the bathroom, and at 1pm, rushed to the nearest mini mart for ikan pari. For lunch today, Mr. Tiena requested for asam pedas ikan pari (cause I cook a mean asam pedas yo). Lunch was a disaster. I thought the stingray smelled funny when I took it out of the packing but I was too lazy to go down the mart again to complain or anything, so I cooked it anyway. We didn't touch the asam pedas at all.

He went back to his parents' and I was left to my own devices. Didn't do nothing much 'cept for checking on the ants in the kitchen every now and then; hoping them pest will carry back the granules of bait to their nest and mati cepat (kill! kill! die! die!), and then digging the fridge to feed my bingeing tummy and watch tv/flip through mag/surf the net.

I'm so freaking bored. At times like these, I wish (the boyfriend is going to cubit me for saying this), I wish I have a pack of ciggies to puff the time away. It's been *count on fingers* two?three? months without the sticks, I think I am doing okay. Despite being bugged by the awful withdrawal symptoms; the throbbing headaches, the rampant temper and the binge eating disorder. I am so gonna put on weight!:P

Ow, my left arm is numb now. I've been lying on my side and minimizing movements for fear of losing the signal of the free internet. Yeah I'm just cheap like that.

Thank you for spending your time reading my pointless rants and chronological order of the spasticity of my life. Told ya, I wouldn't read this if I were you.;)

i think it's happening again

A year has passed, and the thing that we dread and avoid like the bubonic plague is happening again. History is repeating itself?

Ess muss sein. *sigh*

i think i am for SALE!

Uh-uh, not me. This Snow White is..

for RM40 only!SOLD!

I bought this top from a friend. Saw it and fell in love at first sight because I'm a fan of tunic tops and they're just f.a.b.u.l.o.u.s in a simple kinda way. Sadly, I've got to let her go because I'm too cute (read: petite) and she's too huge for me.:(

You can style this up in every single way - you can pair it with leggings or skinnies and accessorize with funky necklace or chunky bracelet or lovely danglies, and an oversize bag to complete your look.. Very derrr Nicole Ritchie gittew.. Woot woot :P





This tunic can also be worn as a dress. What I love most about this tunic top/dress is the details on the puffy sleeves.:)

Photo credits *pumpkin

This top is brand new and never been worn (except for the 'photo shoot' lah.:P) Anyways, I think this top will nicely fit UK6-12. If you are interested, please email me for details at tienaschmojes at gmail dot com. Serious buyer only!:)

i think i need to 'qada' my sleep *Zzz..*

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

True.

Ho-hum, it's mid of the week, productivity is slow. Hence I am allowing myself to do this. Teehee.:P

1. SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR LOVELIFE
- topsy-turvy-chocolate-candy-mud-wrestling-icecreams-blue-skies-rainbow-and-lightning. Geddit?:P

2. FAVE SONG FOR NOW
- Alter Bridge - Blackbird

3. FAVE TV SHOW FOR NOW?
- Desperate Housewives @8tv. Hurrah for reruns.

4. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW?
- Death Note II

5. MOST EXPENSIVE THING YOU BOUGHT WITH YOUR MONEY?
- A cute lil Mini Cooper S. In the future.;)

7. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU LAST NIGHT
- I cooked, finally.. In my own lil' kitchen!:)

8. HAVE YOU EVER FALL IN LOVE WITH A FRIEND?
- Yarp.. (Cerita lama. Usah dikenang)

9. WHAT SONG IS CURRENTLY PLAYING?
- Alter Bridge - Wayward One.

11. DO YOU HAVE A BESTFRIEND?
- Yarp.

12. CRUSH
- Narp.

13. WHICH DO YOU PREFER JOLLIBEE OR MCD?
- "Jollibee - International fast-food chain serving hamburgers, rice-based meals, side orders and desserts. Burger meals similar to McDonald's, but with sweeter sauces." It'll be McD then. I don't do burgers with sauces, thank you.

14. FAVE SPORT?
- Women mud wrestling

15. EVER BROKEN SOMEONE'S HEART?
- Not that I know of.

16. EVER HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN?
- Last Sunday at Ikea. I had to kiss the white Expedit bookcase goodbye.:(

17. WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE PERSON WHO BROKE YOUR HEART?
- Cut his favorite pants and favourite polo t-shirt and made a collage out of it. Kidding!:P

18. ANY PROBLEM?
- Mental roadblock

19. WHAT YOU DID AT 12 LAST NIGHT?
- Eating my scrumptious home-cooked dinner.

20. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU WENT TO?
- My boss.

21. THE COLOR OF THE T'SHIRT YOU'RE WEARING NOW?
- Greyish black

29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR EX?
- Can't remember.

30. WHERE IS SHE/HE Now?
- Don't know, don't care.

31. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO YOUR BESTFRIEND?
- Last week.

32. WHO'S THE LAST PERSON THAT TEXTED YOU?
- Mr. Tiena.

33. WHERE DID YOU HAVE YOUR DINNER LAST NIGHT?
- Home sweet home.

i think this is fah-neyhh

Disclaimer: Video content may be offensive to some neanderthal grandmas and grandpas.:P Give yourself a break, have a laugh. Good weekend everyone.:)

i think i need to do something about it

The new task at hand requires me to play around with numbers and paretos and curves and breakdowns and outliers and lots and lots of analysis. Sooner or later I might be a cross eyed from squinting too much at numbers, but this is what I enjoy doing, PERIOD; better than what I did last time. But I'm thrown with a bunch of impossible people to handle who's not on the same wavelength as me, and that is causing a headache.

My Feedjit showed that friends from Japan still read my blog.. Hey, you guys reading this now? I mish you guys..:(

My boss, aware of this little situation, keeps reassuring me that I shall prevail, he keeps saying that he remembered me telling him that I love to work with people, he's reminding me of that statement and repeating it over and over again. Cilakak betul, time interview memang la kena 'ayat' lebih, kena tabur janji-janji manis, kena jadi macam politicians Malaysia. *pun intended* Now he's using them against me, I've got no choice but to deliver, fast. Hahahah.:P

Anywoos, I have spent a month observing my group's behavior, it's about time to tackle them good. Right now I'm using the Pak L.ah's slow-mo approach to win their hearts, I hope my tactics will work and get them to work for me, work with me, work together with me, whichever way la, and then I will deploy a Che' De.t's more aggressive way to make sure my project will become a success. *cross fingers*

On the other hand, the free internet connection is no longer free.. (Why neighbor, whyyy?).. Finally the buta IT neighbor is no longer 'blind', he/she has security-enabled his/her internet. Gokdemmik!

I think it's time to subscribe to one of those tiny USB thingy the size of julap pills you shove up in your behind. Heh.

But wait a sec, I can still connect lah. If it is security enabled, then how is it possible for me to even connect? Oh well, beggars can't be choosers. Lalalaaa...;)

i think this is ridiculous

I don’t understand why my beloved country is going the distance for some prodigy turned s*x worker. I wanted to remain indifferent about it, but I’ve read and heard so many craps and bulls I couldn't stand it anymore.

Well, the award for the most crappiest smells-like-horse-dung and winning hands down is that being said by a bold and confident uncle that the father, to quote in his own words, “telah dianiaya kerajaan Br*tain sampai terpaksa mengaku dan masuk penjara yang akhirnya S*fiah pula memberontak dan jadi..” Unquote.

*bunyik cengkerik*

Rolling OnThe Floor Laughing My Focking Ass Off!

She had chosen her own destiny, and obviously she’s very happy with the way her life turns out now. She doesn’t need rescuing. Don’t you think we should do our own house keeping first before we spend the taxpayers’ money on some mission to save her. Oh Malaysia, berhentilah jadi hero!

But truth be told, I think that is one nice figure she has, eh. I mean, apart from those that she has in her head lah. Teehee :P

i think i need to this fast before i get disconnected

Top 10 random guilty pleasures:
(tagged by Cik PMS)

1. a mug of hot chocolate on a cold rainy day
2. a tub of B&J ice cweam all to myself after a long tiring day
3. licking peanut butter off a spoon/finger and worrying about pimples later
4. hot mcdonald’s fries with a squirt of ketchup and kfc’s cheesy wedges
5. nice food and nice company of fellow food aficionado
6. good sexy jazz and soul music playing in loop
7. sesssscapades with Mr. Tiena
8. the cancer sticks
9. asstro channel 712
10. free wireless internet connection (god bless you, kind neighbor)

I am tagging Kuza, Jaja, Diamond Baby and Little Miss Random (if she still reads my blog).

Happy weekend y’all.:)