1. Men are like Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots .... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
24.4.07
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jadi lesbian jom !
ReplyDeleteerr.. i nak jadi bisexual lah, coz i still liikkeee my man. hahaha.
if you say men are like parking spots ... all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
ReplyDeletethey can say the same about women
blardy shit you!!!!!!!!!!
jadi lesbian sure tak sakit jiwa kan?
ReplyDeleteEh you sure not?
ReplyDelete:))
bla...bla......bla......women,ladies,gurl,untie oso same!!! :>
ReplyDeletecan i add an important to sum up your points here?
ReplyDelete"men use their cock to think most of the time"...
cheers babe...
wah byk nya org nak jadi less.
ReplyDelete"Men are like Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why."
ReplyDelete- when i was 15, i used to tink of men dat way. now 29.. i still do. and best of all, question mark is getting bigger n bigger. shit.
cpms,
ReplyDeletearent we all (swing both ways)?ehehehehhh :p
weggy,
if u think u are,u are,then.
i dun think i am,thus im not (handicapped).:p
superdzu,
owhhhh long silence pegi jadi lesbo ka?(just kidding) :p
drcrapp,
errr...
anon,
yeah same,they all got lumps and humps dat men,guys,boys and uncles want to grope..;)
missy,
hahha true that!
chikanoz,
these are only to show how we relate men to our lives.not that im promoting the idea that more and more females are turning gay.
redbloodedwoman,
the more we try to understand them,the more difficult it gets,vice versa.;)
oits!
ReplyDeletei'm not handicapped, i just have class
*snigger*
so true lah. Hehe. Tapi how come Hugh Hefner boley shag lots of pompuan muda? Huh blame viagra. Jutaan kepuasan. :P
ReplyDeleteweggy,
ReplyDeleteu mmg classy.;)
ayiaq,
sape hugh hefner?*googles*
oh. men are like weather.
ReplyDeletelike angin pus-pus weather.
damn, u posted earlier.
ReplyDeleteanyway, i heart u.
:-P
if the feminist claiming equal right for both female and male, isit safe to say that your entry also applies for both gender? no? :p
ReplyDeletemuz
ReplyDeleteit doesn't apply to both, as i'm not handicapped, oits!
women are like ATM machines ... you need to key in the right buttons to receive the benefits
ReplyDelete